this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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Favourite Survival Theory [x]
They know what’s up
WHO MADE THAT GIF I NEED TO KISS THEM
my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
The speed of fast
'sir can we have an exact measurement'
So my cat got a hold of my comic con lanyard…
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
Definition of College life.
I thought that was Spock
Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit
I saw Spock too